Have you ever tried to be sexy and then you do something to just make yourselves cry out in laughter? For instance you haven’t clipped your toenails for some time and while sexy dancing you manage to stab yourself with your mammoth toenail. Has your lover ever tried to just attack your genitals with their mouth and end up Headbutting you? That split second where it feels like you landed on your bike’s bar between the seat and handle’s. The first time your lover sexy dances for you and right now he only knows how to dance like a girl or vice versa. Or you’re on your partner trying to have sex and they say ow ow ow and you have no clue where to pin point where you are inflicting pain AND then their penis loses erection. You sit there twiddling your thumbs while they strive again for erection! A more fu way to celebrate exceeding the last personal record of 35 days. It is now 37 days in a row.
They say to be a master at anything you need 10.000 hours. Well, here’s a toast for SEX MASTERY! Deep inside you are a SEX GODDESS\GOD!